March 10 » I'd Call it a Hoe-Down but then Julie Might get the Wrong Idea
I haven't seen a spread that good since I last read the phrase "welcome sailors." If you click on it you can hover over the photo and see what's what. Not pictured: John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald. Honorable mention: John Hinkley, David Mark Chapman. I kind of want to make a t-shirt that says "I threw Julie a party where we drank 13 gallons of beer and this is all I got." Because, honestly, that would sum up the night. By ...
March 02 » You Know, I Moved Out of Vermont Specifically for this Reason
See that? That's a bowl of goodness. Right down to the very core of the meaning of the word goodness. That's like a massive ice cream cone on a 95+° day. That's like a Plymouth martini, straight up, extra dry, olives. That, my friends, is perfection. You know, I never thought I'd grow up and hate snow days. Yet. Here I am. 30 years old (on the verge of 31), on March 2, 2009, coming to the realization that I, yes, I, hate snow days. But ...
I'm no chef. I'm barely a cook. And certainly not in the professional sense. I work in mobile for a living, but I enjoy cooking almost as much as I love 
