May 06 » They're Like the Haflings of the Culinary World

This plate is a +9 plate of awesome. It enchants any food on it to be delicious and has a 75% chance of conferring darkvision 60' on the user. Vegans are like the haflings of the culinary world. No one really likes to play one, yet there's invariably one in your party. I mean they're no gnome illusionist, but like, still, why would you ever play a hafling? You're small size, can't wield normal weapons. Er wait. This is a food blog. Not a blog ...

October 19 » If it Involves Bacon and Frying, it's Gotta be Good

Today was a pretty weird day. Didn't get a lot of sleep last night and had to wake up early to take my cat to the vet in order to get stitches on her eye (well, where her eye used to be, long story) removed. Julie had a work happy hour that I stopped off at and realized I wasn't in a social mood so I went home and ordered tacos for myself. When Julie came home a while later she needed something to eat. Not really having any food on hand since I'm leaving for San Francisco on ...

October 18 » Birthday Dinners!

Two months ago or so it was my friend Christy's birthday. And as it seems tradition stands, I finally got around to making her dinner tonight for it to celebrate. But I did have the added bonus that it was her boyfriend Colin's birthday yesterday so I got to kill two birthdays with one fish. I've been craving crab recently for some inexplicable reason. Crab cakes, crab meat cocktail, crab rolls, what-have-you. But live crabs are a pain and sometimes guests (or Julie for that matter) can be a little squeamish with ...